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| Name: Chris Trafford & Mavis |
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| Fat Lad Nomination |
Comments:
Plumtree and K****th takeover .... I mean merger, over our dead bodies you foul mouthed urchins. I'd rather there be foot and mouth outbreak at our Tony's Farm!!!!!!
| Name: Gamston Health Centre |
| Location Location |
| Fat Lad Nomination Harold Shipman's Syringe |
Comments:
Norris, what is the record number of excuses a player can use for avoiding fast bowlers, as we have a patient who visits us every Friday evening with mystery finger and toe injuries ?????
| Name: Norris McWhirter |
| Location Location |
| Fat Lad Nomination |
Comments:
Lads - I am pleased to confirm that your Kitchensink is officially the holder of the most golden ducks in history. While I'm on the subject, I can also confirm that no team in history has ever been bowled out for less than forty in two successive innings. You boys will be filling my next edition.
| Name: Man On The Street |
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| Fat Lad Nomination 13 Bellies |
Comments:
Whatever ever happened to that nice Tim Jenkinson. One hint of trouble and he's more elusive than Lord Lucan.
| Name: Bob The Builder |
| Location Location |
| Fat Lad Nomination Skip |
Comments:
Arthur - you'll need a lot of Lego to build 200 houses. Never mind, with a strong wind over the winter, the rec will be cleared and ready for the beautiful game once more come April.
| Name: Mark Surtees |
| Location Location |
| Fat Lad Nomination |
Comments:
This lad you call Kitch will have to be some batter to break my record of ducks.
| Name: Brooker |
| Location Location |
| Fat Lad Nomination Bally Post Salou |
Comments:
Can't help but chuckle at the bet I struck with young Tinribs earlier in the year. Asked him to set a spread on the number of balls Kitch would face going into bat. Tinno quoted 30! A cast iron sell at a pint a ball. Amazing that he lasted 3. Think I'd still be ok if it it was for season's balls faced.
| Name: Roy Castle |
| Location Location |
| Fat Lad Nomination |
Comments:
Courtney Walsh must have thought his records of ducks would never be broken .
It bloody will be if Kitch is playing next season, all be it with Plumworth of Keytree!!!!!!!!!
| Name: Dafty |
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| Fat Lad Nomination |
Comments:
Meerkat, All I know is that a chat ocurred between The Scum's Mark Oldham & Our Chairman Of Selectors about the possiblity of a merger.This message was then relayed to our Chairman who I'm sure will be in contact about an E.G.M
Yours Off To Cotgrave 2002. DAFTY
| Name: Bally |
| Location Location |
| Fat Lad Nomination Rob Baker |
Comments:
Can somebody please check the official records of how many Ducks Kitcho has got and how many have been Goldies. I think a call to Norris could be on the cards.
| Name: Bally |
| Location Location |
| Fat Lad Nomination Rob Baker |
Comments:
Arthur perhaps you should think about just building Bungalows given yours and Woolleys scaffolding. Thanks for the showers at Platt Lane anyway, managed to wash my ankles after the match before finishing off with a shower at home.
| Name: Arthur Oldham |
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| Fat Lad Nomination |
Comments:
Me and woolley are poised to clinch a big deal to build 200 houses on the rec starting Summer 2002. Football changing rooms won't take much knocking down. what cowboy built them Holmes Improvements my arse ???????
