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| Name: The Tripster |
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Mmmmm, gerkins, how useful can they be...?
| Name: Son of Sheep |
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| Name: The Tripster |
| MY URL: Visit Me |
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| Does he need a tighter pair of pants? Only if he wants one of my cucumbers |
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| Will you sleep with me? I prefer cucumbers personally |
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34 reasons why cucumbers are better than men
1.The average cucumber is at least six inches longer.
2.Cucumbers stay hard for two weeks.
3.A cucumber won't tell you that size doesn't matter.
4.Cucumbers don't get too excited.
5.Cucumbers are easy to pick up.
6.You can fondle cucumbers in the supermarket and you know how firm they are before you take one home.
7.A cucumber will respect you in the morning.
8.You can go to a movie with a cucumber and see the movie.
9.With a cucumber you can really bite into it with no worries.
10.A cucumber won't ask "Am I the first?"
11.A cucumber won't discuss you with it's work mates.
12.A cucumber won't look at female cucumbers when you are not around.
13.With cucumbers you don't have to be a virgin more than once.
14.Cucumbers don't make you wear kinky clothes.
15.You can have as many cucumbers as you can handle.
16.Cucumbers are not into meaningful discussions.
17.You only eat cucumbers when you feel like it.
18.Cucumbers are not jealous of your gynaecologist, ski-instructor, hairdresser, work colleagues ..
19.No matter how old you are you can always get a fresh one.
20.Cucumbers will not cause a scene because there are other cucumbers in the fridge.
21.A cucumber will not care what time of the month it is.
22.You never get phone calls from a cucumber.
23.With a cucumber you never have to say you're sorry.
24.Cucumbers can stay the night so you don't have to sleep on the wet spot.
25.Cucumbers don't leave you wondering for a month.
26.A cucumber won't eat all your food and drink all of your booze.
27.With a cucumber the toilet seat is always the way you left it.
28.Cucumbers never expect you to have littler cucumbers.
29.You won't find out later that your cucumber is:
a) married b) on penicillin
c) got AIDS
30.A cucumber won't leave you for;
a) another cucumber b) a younger woman c) another man
31.It's easy to drop a cucumber.
32.Cucumbers don't leave dirty socks everywhere.
33.You won't have to wait until half-time to talk to your cucumber.
34.You don't have to account to a cucumber about your whereabouts.
| Name: DOH! |
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| Name: Son Of Sheep |
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Very fucked up, I believe
